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Alphabetical Seating Yes Prime Minister

No, we can't have alphabetical seating in the Abbey. You'd have Iraq and Iran next to each other. Plus Israel and Jordan all sitting in the same pew. We'd be in danger of starting World War III. I know Ireland begins with an 'I' but no! Ireland doesn't make it any better; Ireland doesn't make anything any better.
Bernard Woolley played by Derek Fowlds

Yes Prime Minister, which followed on from Yes Minister was absolutely hilarious when it first aired. 20 years later it’s still funny


Pigs and Mud

Never fight with a pig. You both get dirty, but the pig loves it

Love this quote.