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Alphabetical Seating Yes Prime Minister

No, we can't have alphabetical seating in the Abbey. You'd have Iraq and Iran next to each other. Plus Israel and Jordan all sitting in the same pew. We'd be in danger of starting World War III. I know Ireland begins with an 'I' but no! Ireland doesn't make it any better; Ireland doesn't make anything any better.
Bernard Woolley played by Derek Fowlds

Yes Prime Minister, which followed on from Yes Minister was absolutely hilarious when it first aired. 20 years later it’s still funny


Becoming King

ARTHUR: I am your king! WOMAN: Well, I didn't vote for you. ARTHUR: You don't vote for kings. WOMAN: Well, 'ow did you become king then? ARTHUR: The Lady of the Lake, angels sing her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. singing stops That is why I am your king! DENNIS: Listen -- strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. ARTHUR: Be quiet! DENNIS: Well you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

Monty Python rockThat is all.(And you can see the full scene here)


Idiots and Experience

Never argue with an idiot, they drag you down to their level and beat you with experience

No idea on the source of this one, but it’s a good one 🙂



La mafia è un fenomeno umano e come tutti i fenomeni umani ha un principio, una sua evoluzione e avrà quindi anche una fine

Today is the 20th anniversary of the assassination of Giovanni Falcone.Standing beside the tree outside the building where he lived in 1993, just over a year after his death, was very moving.


Pigs and Mud

Never fight with a pig. You both get dirty, but the pig loves it

Love this quote.